High school? Too mainstream

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drunkbari asked: hibari-san is real life too mainstream for you or something

Yes. Everyone’s doing it.

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Tch. Bruno Mars. Too mainstream. Being in lesbians is overrated. Yes. Your pick-up lines are worse than Dino’s.

  • Tch. Bruno Mars. Too mainstream.
  • Being in lesbians is overrated. Yes.
  • Your pick-up lines are worse than Dino’s.

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drunkbari asked: HIBARI-SAN DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, I'M SUCH AN UNDERGROUND PENGUIN THAT I'M BLUE

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[tosses over a fish]

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drunkbari asked: hibari-san go make beautiful interracial babies with dino plz

Something of that nature is biologically impossible.

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drunkbari asked: hibari-san if i'm a penguin y u no lesbians me

Penguins are not blue.

You are obviously an impostor.

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drunkbari asked: hibari-san what things are underground enough for your approval

Small, cute herbivores, sleep.

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drunkbari asked: hibari-san why are you so protective of namimori middle

BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!

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drunkbari asked: hibari-san why are you such a socially awkward penguin

I am not.

I am a disgruntled penguin. Who bites herbivoric fish to death in the Antarctic.